Im back, unleashing urine!

yes. i am back. i typed a post up about, …..mmmmmmm, 2 months ago, in the dead of winter about a great ride i had. i has pictures, and insight about winter riding… and then i accidentally deleted it. i hate it when you research a piece, pictures, cut, pasted and cropped and then one silly button ends it all… oh… and after that, my cat took my buttons. the top row of buttons went MIA… take a look. look down, now. the internet, the world wide web, exists on w. no w was a pain in the ass!

needless to say, 2months later, i had a nicer spring ride. 110k specifically. all by my lonesome. some tunage to keep me goin’. some treats too. tho, i find, this early in the season, you really need to over fuel. alas, i didn’t. the bonk came on at kilometer 95. almost home. but you know what helps? mama theresa’s 400calorie butter tarts!! i shit you not, the bonk went away the minute i smelled them. the aroma. 30 sec later, on the road again… until my next stop, 8km later. to pee.

now… i ask you. when nature calls, what do you do? if you’ve watched the Tour de F, there are planned stops. everyone pulls over, big pee session. now, have you ever tried to pee while riding? just let it go, don’t worry the vorticity you’re creating pedaling will dry you out. i can’t. i’ve tried. it’s like sitting in a car and trying to pee in a bottle. id like to, but i cant. i listen to a podcast, IM talk, with bevan Oz something (edit: that’d be bevan james eyles), and coach jon newsome. funny kiwi and ozzie duo, but they had a talk about this two episodes. coach john doesn’t like to pee while running, cause it makes his shoes wet, and he’s susceptible to this. but on the bike, let’er go. i think its bullshit… apparently this guy didn’t think so.